ichibichikom

Overheard on the train to Edinburgh.
Guy: (on the phone) Well, apparently, he only had one minute of protected time with her, if you know what I mean? (...) No, he just took it off..! Apparently he didn't like the feel of it. (...) Yeah, [name] was like, "You might as well have stuck your penis in a jar of chlamydia 'cos at least then you'd know which STI you were getting.