Angående Zlatans rånade sambo.
Mats: Vad hade hon 40,000 i väskan för?
Bell: Hon kanske skulle köpa droger? Duuh.
Mats: Tar de inte kort eller.

We need to save money to go to Hungary.
Sophie: I'm gonna have to start eating like a monk.
Bell: Like a monk? What do monks eat?
Sophie: Just water. (...) And Jesus.

Professor Smith: It is at this point that we cease to see you as our students, and us as your teachers. We are now colleagues in a shared intellectual endeavour. (...) Except that I get paid.

Audrey: I would easily go back just to get free accommodation-- Normally that's called prostitution but...

Sarah: There's nothing like a natural disaster to get you a cheap holiday.

During the £250 prize draw at the pub quiz.
Bell: Oh my god, what if they win?
Rachael: (light-heartedly) Then we rob them on the way out.

Another Red Nose Day pop video comes on.
Bell: Well, this is a bit shit.
Rachael: You can't say that, it's for charity..!
Bell: I can say whatever I please; I donated £5 to Japan today.

Clare: The money was technically never mine because my parents gave it to me.
Rachael: Yeah, but giving is giving and taking is, well, wrong.

Bell is quite ill.
Rachael: You all right?
Bell: (sniffles)
Rachael: Have we got a bit of a cold?
Bell: Yeah...
Rachael: Have you tried mixing lemon and honey in hot water?
Bell: I don't have any honey.
Rachael: Honey's cheap. You could buy some.
Bell: Mm.
Rachael: Or you could find a bee and follow it back to its lair and steal some.

Ett skämt lika roligt som något:



Dessutom tycker jag mig känna igen dessa Evil Minions från Brazil, har jag rätt?

Pi: Du köpte inte det argumentet, nej.
Bell: Jag köper inget, jag är så fattig.

Bell: Jag köpte massa tropisk frukt igår, så jag har kiwi och passionsfrukt och mango.
Pi: Mmm!
Bell: Skitdyrt var det.
Pi: Sa du Barbapappa?!

Pi: Jag kan inte fatta att jag ligger här och pratar om räntor.
Bell: Klockan är ett på natten och vi pratar räntor. "Räntan har gått upp!"
Pi: (på grov göteborska) De e sa-ant!

The bullied girl who turned to Pokémon.
Cakie: Couldn't she just have spent the money on, I don't know, corrective surgery or something?

Bell: Oh, I love this comment. "It is a known proven mathematical fact that the meat industry supports terrorism against vegetarians. It steals their property and money by forcing them to pay for the meat industry's corporate welfare."
Jonfen: GODDAMNIT STOP SMOKING YOUR CLOTHES.

Mr. Coyle: If you travel publicly, you will see people in economy class - backpackers, students - reading Cervantes, or Kafka, or Austen. Then you look at business class and all you see is newspapers and glossy magazines. And by the time you get to first class, people are reading... nothing at all.

Jonfen: Mustasch plus skägg är lika med högre lön. Get on it, woman!

Pis Felfärgade Falsification: Om jag var lika rik som Bill Gates, då skulle jag köpa en levande hund av bara diamanter.

Inne på Statoil. En tyst tjurande yngre man har precis slängt upp sina varor på disken.
Kassörskan: Det blir tjugofem. Så går det jättebra att ge mig pengarna på ett trevligt sätt tack!

Småfull kille: Vad kostar det att dricka ur glassmaskinen?
Bell: Det är väl ovärdeligt?