Bell: Did you know Scotch eggs come from England?
Adam S: Yeah. I wonder why they called them Scotch eggs. I guess 'cos it's all meat on the outside but inside it's just a big stupid egg.
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Bell explains to Adam about Skalman, a cartoon tortoise sidekick whose "eat-and-sleep clock" (which tells him when to eat and sleep) always inconveniently goes off when the others are in trouble so he can't help them.
Adam S: That's so annoying. I'd fucking rip his throat out.
Adam S: That's so annoying. I'd fucking rip his throat out.
Adam has been singing Let it Go since he heard it on the radio.
Adam S: What's that film called again? Oh yeah, "Freezer".
Adam S: Cashews taste like all sorts, don't they?
Bell: All sorts? Like what?
Adam S: Sweet, savoury... (...) Cheese...
Bell: All sorts? Like what?
Adam S: Sweet, savoury... (...) Cheese...
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Adam S: The only thing softer than a woman is... fairy silk...
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There is a big, ugly mark on the table.
Bell: Was that there yesterday? I-- Oh, it was me. Sorry.
Adam S: You fucked the table, honey.
Bell: No!
Adam S: You had sex with the table.
Bell: I knew you'd say that. But I'd never have sex with an inanimate object. Espcially not that table, gangly bitch.
Adam S: It'd be like having sex with a really anorexic person, nae fun at all.
Bell: You're speaking from experience, I take it.
Adam S: (...) Does a dead anorexic person count?
Bell: Was that there yesterday? I-- Oh, it was me. Sorry.
Adam S: You fucked the table, honey.
Bell: No!
Adam S: You had sex with the table.
Bell: I knew you'd say that. But I'd never have sex with an inanimate object. Espcially not that table, gangly bitch.
Adam S: It'd be like having sex with a really anorexic person, nae fun at all.
Bell: You're speaking from experience, I take it.
Adam S: (...) Does a dead anorexic person count?
Adam S: Am I a bajskorv?
Bell: Yes, you're a bajskorv Adam.
Adam S: Du gillar inte... korv.
Bell: Yes, you're a bajskorv Adam.
Adam S: Du gillar inte... korv.
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Adam använder sitt nya ord mot den stenhårda glassen.
Adam S: CP.
Phi: Nej. Man får inte säga så. Man kan bli sån.
Adam S: CP.
Phi: Nej. Man får inte säga så. Man kan bli sån.
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Adam S: Do you like sea horses?
Bell: Aye, they're all right.
Adam S: (resolutely) I think they're fucking gay to be honest.
Bell: Aye, they're all right.
Adam S: (resolutely) I think they're fucking gay to be honest.
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Speaking of life, the universe and everything.
Adam S: It's really clever how all that shit comes together, isn't it.
Adam S: It's really clever how all that shit comes together, isn't it.
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