Craig: Well, I was supposed to read you the fire regulations, but I can't find them, so... if there's a fire: Run.

The Great Balloon Debate: Everyone is assigned a role which they are to debate for, to avoid being thrown out of a sinking balloon. Then everyone votes.
Craig: George Bush got no votes!
Markus: Just like the election in America!

Nurse: (debating against Priest) Religion doesn't save people! I do!

American versus British English.
Craig: It's the same language, but they speak funny and we don't.