Sarah: There's nothing like a natural disaster to get you a cheap holiday.

It's raining insanely.
Sarah: Are you staying in Scotland over the summer?
Bell: No.
Sarah: Can we just come and live with you in Sweden?
Bell: Yes. You can live in my attic.
Sarah: Like a boozy Anne Frank.

What declension noun is "penis".
Bell: Is "vagina" Latin?
Sarah: It's filth, that's what it is!

Bell: Oh, tomorrow is the day in Sweden when everybody gets really drunk and sets fire to shit!
Sarah: You mean Saturday?