Hittade dessa gamla anteckningar när jag rensade ut lådor.

Ann-Marie: ... och sen är hjulen igång.
Bell: GOD JUL!

Pi: Det är en gammal folksägen. Innan 60-talet.

Martin: Jag skulle inte klara mig om jag inte fick dansa.
Okänd: Martin, du är sjuk.
Martin: Är jag sjuk?
Okänd: Ja. Du är döende. Du är jättesjuk. Du har cancer.

Jesus pratar med Gud.
Pis Felfärgade Falsification: "Nämen du får inte göra något..!"

Pis Felfärgade Falsification: Man kan alltid dö 52 gånger. Eller hur?

John: You gotta learn how to take care of this fuc-- excuse me, earth.

Bell: Nordmans greatest hits? Men det är ju inga låtar på den här skivan.

Okänd: Håll käften annars slår jag ut tänderna på dig.
Annan okänd: Jag har inga tänder. Jag är vanskapt.

Bell: Men hon dog i alla fall en naturlig död.
Pep: Hon blev uppäten av en varulv...

Bell: Hej, det är Fabienne.
John: Why are you speaking so softly and carrying a stick?

John: Lisen! Go up there and tell us everything about operant conditioning! And you can bring Malin with you to be your rotating secretary.

About to tell us something very personal.
John: We'll make believe this is a story.

John: That must have been... Canadian British.

John: And since we have smaller families, what have we in Sweden come up with in the last 10-20 years that bring us social support?
Tati: LAN!

Rules for IB Examinations.
John: The invigilator is God. Even if you don't believe in God. It's Santa Claus! But not a nice Santa Claus!

Rules for IB Examinations.
John: Personal orgasmial experiences do not count, only real earthquakes.

John: This is our Bible. We don't really care. It changes from year to year.

John: Don't fuck around.
Tati: Just kick ass!

John draws a diagram on the board.
Tati: It looks like a Chinese with glasses!
John: Yeah, it does... (draws next diagram) There's no Chinese in this picture. Just a guy with a long pube growing out of his head.

John: What was Freud's primary interest?
Emelie: Sex.

John explains his acronyms, having written "ucs'ly", "ucs" meaning "unconscious".
John: I use this adverb, because I have a trademark on it.

Emelie is lying slumped over the desk with her head on her notes.
John: Emelie, are you dead?
Emelie: No. I'm trying to learn through osmosis.

John: Language is krångligt.

John: It's simple, but it's got a lot of good complications.

John: What's valid for the seven of you, may not be valid for the seven of... me...

John: Stop sticking your tongues out, 'cause now you're gonna end up in another distribution.

John: I thought it said "Lisen" at the bottom of the cup, but I think it was just them trying to spell "idrott".

John: This is probably the best page on the internet ever of statistics. Since I'm a psychologist, and love math, this site gives me goosebumps.