Bell has participated in a firewalk.
Bell: It turned into more of a confidence training thing, the instructor was like, "ONCE YOU HAVE WALKED ON FIRE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!"
Zoe: No, once you've walked on water you can do anything - 'cos then you're Jesus.

Bell: Zoe..! You still haven't fixed your tap.
Zoe: I know. We need a washer.
Bell: What?
Zoe: A washer.
Bell: What's a washer?
Zoe: We don't know... That's why we can't fix it...

Alphabet game of Whom Will You Marry.
Catriona: I was thinking Hairdresser.
Zoe: They're gay..!
Bell: Not all of them.
Zoe: The rest are women.

Rhona: What?! The first action I get in weeks and I don't even notice?!
Boris & Zoe: (critically) Weeks..?

Bell: Thor couldn't really hurt you, all he could do was scare you by making thunder.
Zoe: And hammers.
Bell: Well, hammers that he used to make thunder. It's not like he would strike down upon you with them.
Zoe: He was the humanitarian god.

Zoe: Would you like some chocolate?
Bell: What are those? Buttons?
Zoe: They have magic inside.
Bell: I don't believe in magic.
Zoe: Well, caramel.
Bell: I find that much more plausible.

Zoe: We're going to Spuntini tonight. You are coming please?

Rhona: Did you wash your hair?
Zoe: I did yesterday.
Rhona: It looks good now. It's like meringue, you need to let it set for a day.

Zoe: This tastes like strange.

Rhona is the Devil.
Rhona: Who's to say I don't have a soul?
Zoe: You have a feeling, so you must have a soul.
Bell: A feeling?
Rhona: Yes. It gets hurt sometimes.

Rhona is impatient for food.
Charles: You have to wait; this isn't Hell where everything cooks instantly.

Zoe: That made perfect English sense.

Baboons are evil.
Bell: I heard they even steal bags from tourists. But I think they evolved like that, like they had to be mean to get ahead.
Zoe: Evilution.

Bell: I've gained, like, five kilos since I came here.
Zoe: How many stones is that?
Bell: How much is a stone?
Zoe: I don't know..!
Bell: One kilo is the weight of one litre of water.
Zoe: That's not very helpful.
Bell: Well, what weighs one stone?
Zoe: ... A baby..?