Cakie: Wherever Gay Hitler is, that is where I want to be.

Rachael: Have you got a bit of Irish in ya?
Cakie: ... Why, would you like some..?

The bullied girl who turned to Pokémon.
Cakie: Couldn't she just have spent the money on, I don't know, corrective surgery or something?

McDonald's.
Cakie: It's just a slightly better alternative to being hungry.