Bell: Men finns det ingen historisk figur som typ snubblade och spetsade sig själv på ett svärd?
Pi: Men Napoleon, duh?

Bell: Men alltså latinet, de förväntar ju sig att man ska veta när Kejsar Augustus... (...) levde...
Pi: Det vet jag! Det var... runt... jul...

Dr. Nevader: The Babylonian Talmud was compiled in the 5th century. Things have changed since then. For example we have toasters. And women can wear pants. And we no longer live in an agrarian society-- the point is, life goes on.

Corey: It's Irish bean stew.
Bell: I think we reached the conclusion last time they served this that the only Irish thing about it is that it's been regurgitated by a leprechaun.

Bell: Isn't it historically inaccurate to serve Irish bean stew with potatoes?

It's raining insanely.
Sarah: Are you staying in Scotland over the summer?
Bell: No.
Sarah: Can we just come and live with you in Sweden?
Bell: Yes. You can live in my attic.
Sarah: Like a boozy Anne Frank.

Graham: "VESPATIAN."

Pi skriver om världshistorien.
Pi: Det är en av Newtons lagar: "Du får inte ifrågasätta mig."

Romarna hade slavar vars enda funktion var att komma ihåg namn.
Pi: Jaha, vad hette han då? Facebookius?

Man kan köpa en bit av Berlinmuren för 5 Euro.
Pi: Jag vill äga en bit av Berlinmuren.
Bell: Vi måste ju gå och se den, det är ju klart.
Pi: Alltså, men jag vill mest bara äga den.

Pi: Några sista ord innan jag dör?
Bell: (...) "Bara... äga... den..."

The Romans were thieves.
Bell: Say I'm an embodiment of the Ancient Greeks and you're an embodiment of the Romans. Right, let's say I invented something really brilliant and you stole it from me, I wouldn't want to use it anymore. Say I invented a great new word, like, I don't know, "minge"--
Scott: Did you just say "minge"?!

Professor Grant: The way our great-grandparents behaved is simply unspeakable. Don't forget that.

Professor Steel: "He always gives my sons and daughters roses". Until you get to the end of the sentence, the sons and daughters could be the direct object, because there is no preposition in English. He could say, "He always gives my sons and daughters... to the slave traders when they pass through each spring."

Bell: Trummorna låter alltid så långt bort i 80-talslåtar.
Pis Felfärgade Falsification: De fick trumma hemifrån för de orkade inte ta med sig alla grejer. Sen uppfanns bilen!

Bell: Jag undrar... Alltså jag tror att Merlin hade sprängt... mycket, om han levde nu.

Jonfen: I read something interesting in the newspaper last Friday. Last Tuesday, the Russians sent a man into space!
Bell: Really!
Jonfen: And still no leads on the Kennedy murder.
Bell: Old news.
Jonfen: Well, yes. I work in a library, sort of.

Pis Felfärgade Falsification: Kan vi inte skapa en ny istid? (...) Jag är varm.

Jakob: In Soviet Russia, the law breaks you!

Frida: What do you need when you're at war? You need to feed the canons with something. Somebody has to go off and die.

Ran: Will you move into Medieval stuff soonish?

Tibor: Who expanded this empire?
Bell: The Goths? The Turkeys?