Nervousness when holding public presentations.
Marc: It doesn't get better. You just stop caring. We're all fools. We're all going to die one day.

How to improve your presentation skills.
Marc: For these situations you need critical friends, and by friends I mean bastards.

Marc: Your work is not copyright protected in Somalia. (...) That's why there are so many pirates.

The new computer system MyCampus now goes by the nickname MeinKampfus.
Marc: Because it's irrational and inspires hatred.