Rhona: Yay, girls' party!
Alet: In the toilet.
Rhona: Yeah. Where else does one have a party?
Alet: In the shower?
Rhona: Eh, that's usually a private party.

Rhona: I am good! I have a heart that is pure... Well, it's pure something!

Rhona: What?! The first action I get in weeks and I don't even notice?!
Boris & Zoe: (critically) Weeks..?

Rhona: Did you wash your hair?
Zoe: I did yesterday.
Rhona: It looks good now. It's like meringue, you need to let it set for a day.

Rhona: Properly prepared haggis is wonderful. It just melts... all sheepy in your mouth.

Rhona is the Devil.
Rhona: Who's to say I don't have a soul?
Zoe: You have a feeling, so you must have a soul.
Bell: A feeling?
Rhona: Yes. It gets hurt sometimes.

Rhona is impatient for food.
Charles: You have to wait; this isn't Hell where everything cooks instantly.

Rhona: Enjoy your last scampi.
Boris: I'm not gonna eat it.
Rhona: You're just gonna leave it on the plate? But it's so lonely..!

Rhona: (to Boris) Nobody wants your cream.

Rhona: Hanging out in the common room, I never do that. There are people there.