James Marsters.
Lisen: Too bad he's married and rather short.

Lisen: Jag vill hem till min hårtork.

Under IB Exams är inga elektriska apparater tillåtna.
Lisen: Hur blir det om en elev har pacemaker?
Lovis: Pacemaker, den stänger man av när man går in på Exams.

Frida: So when Nick Hornby says that women are more complicated than men, do you agree?
Lisen: Maybe men are like RNA; they only have one strand.

Bell: But what is the knee jerk reflex really for?
Lovis: It's a defence when you play football; they kick you, you kick them.
Lisen: It works in school as well.

Lisa: There's this saying: "Love isn't finding someone you can live with, it's finding someone--
Lisen: You can't live without."
Bell: It's finding someone who can live with you!

Lisen: I'm gonna be in a Drama show.
John: You're always in a show-- It's called life! The IB show!

New York.
Lisen: You should see the ghetto.
John: Yeah. They tried to steal my bike there but I was too fast for them.
Class: (sarcastically) Oooh..!
Lisen: Like Grand Theft Auto.
John: Before the age of video games, it was Grand Theft Auto! 'Cause I just kicked ass and got the hell outta there!

John: You've been to New York and never heard of Greenwich Village?
Lisen: Hello..?! "Friends" live there.
Saga: Well, I don't have channel five.

Lisen: (posing new paradigms) ... like, if everyone works at McDonald's.
John: And then who are you? The cashier?
Lisen: No. I'm the one who spits in the French fries.

John: (to Lisen) And you're the one who spits on the fries.
Issie: Spits on the frogs?!
John: The fries.
Lisen: At McDonald's.
Issie: (happily) I had McDonald's on Saturday!

John: Hi. How was your weekend?
Lisen: It was the weirdest weekend ever. But it was fun.
John: Yeah..?
Lisen: I just had a very weird experience.
John: What, like, parapsychological?
Lisen: No, it was just... a guy...
John: Yeah. A guy is a weird experience.

John: How many people doubt that he/she can think?
Bell: Who?

John: How many people doubt that he/she can think?
Lisen: Can you doubt that somebody else can think?

Lisen: No offense, but you're worse than Germans.

John: With all the technology you have, all the free will that you have...
Lisen: All the blondes...

Lisen: You shouldn't say that.
John: What?
Lisen: That God is a fake. He's on your team. Do you believe in Santa Claus?

Lisen: Life is a pipe and you're the plumber.

John: Right. So, what about memory?
Lisen: Very important.

Lisen: De mindre farliga är ju ofta farligast.

Issie: What kind of crap is this!
Lisen: It's a lotta crap.

Lisen: You shouldn't listen to rumours. Rumours start wars.