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There is a big, ugly mark on the table.
Bell: Was that there yesterday? I-- Oh, it was me. Sorry.
Adam S: You fucked the table, honey.
Bell: No!
Adam S: You had sex with the table.
Bell: I knew you'd say that. But I'd never have sex with an inanimate object. Espcially not that table, gangly bitch.
Adam S: It'd be like having sex with a really anorexic person, nae fun at all.
Bell: You're speaking from experience, I take it.
Adam S: (...) Does a dead anorexic person count?